When I first had my child, Kyle, 5 years ago, I had of list of things I would never do…or rather I wouldn’t let him do…
He would not use a pacifier
He would not watch TV
He would not have sugar
He would not have too many toys (and all OVER THE PLACE)
and last,
HE would not eat at McDonald’s…especially after reading and loving “fast food nation”
so what happened? LIFE. crying ( pacifier), exhaustion (TV), day care (Sugar) another kid (double the toys), time, work , friends…and to top it all off:
moving 2 blocks away from the golden arches, and this is what happened.

McDognald's
AND MOST CERTAINLY
Related posts:
3 comments
hilarious! and now it’s documented for posterity…
Thanks for supporting me in my bad habits!
This post was hilarious! I totally get your sentiment.
I am so there myself, unfortunately (and unplanned!).
Hey, we do what works, right?