It’s our wedding anniversary today. So what? No one but my mom cares, and her mom, who left me a sweet message!
Between St. Patrick’s, My aunt’s Bday, my friend’s Bday, and today just being another regular Wednesday…it’s just another anniversary – and considering we had three weddings (yes, three…..to the same guy, same girl) we always “celebrate the next one…” (if you’re wondering- July 28th is the next one…). And what has this got to do with anything, or with this post? on the surface; nothing.In reality, it might be connected, but since this I consider this a kids-friendly site – or should I say, mothers-of-kids-friendly site (AND because I know my dad reads it…) I will leave the connecting dots out of it. (I make sense to myself…)So close your eyes if you don’t want to read the following and skip to the end…………….. in my past, I was a …no, I wasn’t, but I had gone to see real strippers at work, (why…contact me personally for that, as I said, kid friendly site…) and on top the fact that they are mostly hot, and mostly naked, and hot…they dance on a pole as if they are superwomen- I mean, it’s a sport, and I saw on youtube that they have competitions, and it is HARD!!!! really HARD!!!! I once went to a friend’s house who shall remain unnamed, but she knows who she is, and I tried to lift my XXX amount of pound body (no pun intended) and realized that it requires strength, technique, courage and sex appeal…all of which I could work on….
POLISTIC is a pole dance a sexy pilates studio, in Studio City, owned by Katie, that teaches you how to be all that, for your own FUN (and health). I got to spend some time in the dark, intimate, modern chic studio and watch as these beautiful amazons connect with their bodies to perform the most amazing feat besides gymnastics…